Non sum qualis eram

Okay, so I swore off meat this week.  It’s not a political statement or anything life altering.  I’ve just come to the realization that I need a certain size of meal to “fill up” whatever it is that I seem to need to “fill up”.  Meat portions are just so.. small?!?  Take out the meat from the equation and it actually takes quite a bit of food to get your daily caloric intake.  I’m cutting out as much processed food as possible, too.  The only tough part is making sure I get in my daily protein and a couple of other things.  I’m supplementing with a couple protein shakes and some other stuff.

Technically, it’s octo-lacto-vegetarian.  I’m allowing for eggs, milk and honey.  Baby steps.

On other news, it seems I’m growing a beard.  Not really.  I just haven’t shaven in a while and I guess that’s the same as growing a beard.  It’s kinda funny how that works.  Kinda like how you can poke at the fat and try to lose it all you want and it still doesn’t work.  Turns out that you’ve gotta do all of this other stuff that seems just so.. unrelated.  I mean, just what does exercising and not eating Luther burgers have to do with buying smaller clothes.  Next thing you’ll tell me is that you can get a runny nose by not washing your hands.  Or that you can become a daddy by drinking too much Jack.  We won’t even get into the rash. 

Ollie ollie oxenfree!  I’m going to bed before I turn into a pumpkin.